Beady Amanda: "Always" commercials make me homicidal!

Ladies, do the "Always" commercials elicit the same reaction from you as they do from me?

I mean, FFS, "have a happy period, always." ???

!!!!!DIE, MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKING ADVERTISERS, DIE!!!!!

Like I'm going to have a happy period! I do not have happy blue liquid soaking into my feminine products...I've got blood leaking out of me!

Everytime I stand up I feel like my uterus is going to fall out, I'm bloated, I've got cramps, I've got a PMS headache, I go from rage to despair in .04 seconds over something as simple as dropping a fork, and you people think an Always pad is going to give me a happy period???

Fuck off you dumbshits!!!

I'd rather see this:

Scene

-the setting is a courtroom
-there's a lady in the witness box, she's the defendent

The Caption

While you're on trial for murdering your spouse for telling you that you look bloated in your pants, just remember to use "Always". You'll never leak while you commit murder.

"Soak up your blood and the evidence, with Always."

Have a happy period, my ass.

This post bitchily brought to you buy Tampax, because there's nothing more fun that corking your crotch while you ride a bike.

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