Crappy Survey

SUCKY CRAP THAT SUCKS A LOT

1. Does your middle name suck?

-Yes and no. Sucky name but neat spelling.

2. If you were a really fucked up spider, how many legs would you have?

-No legs.

3. What crappy food would you totally annhihilate from the earth?

-Brussell Sprouts...I dunno...

4. What is the crappiest color?

-Anything resembling puke.

5. Crappiest season of the year:

-Summer when it's really humid.

6. A crappy person that needs to get shot:

-Ann Coulter

7. Crappiest school picture you've ever had:

-Every single one.

8. Crap that pisses you off the most:

-Can't decide.

AWESOME CRAP

1. Names that don't suck that you might name your kids, providing that you have them:

-Maria, William

2. Favorite ice cream float:

-Never had a float.

3. A person you want to visit:

-Dunno

4. Favorite weapon:

-Intelligence

5. What is an awesome thing you own?

-My coffeemaker (hey, this morning it was pretty awesome)

6. Best song ever:

Can't pick just one...
-Lola by the Kinks
-Old Man by Neil Young
-When Ye Go Away by the Waterboys
-Love Song by The Cure

I dunno, there's more but I can't think of them...

GIMME SOME OF THAT CRAP

1. What's the #1 piece of crap that you want to own?

-A pool

2. What piece of crap car are you going to buy when you've got money and crap?

-Dunno...Toyota maybe.

3. Crap you're going to study at college:

-I have an honours degree in Psychology

4. The next piece of crap that you'll probably buy:

-Heh, more hair conditioner, materials to make trellises and a garden in the backyard

CRAP THAT'S GONE

1. A person that you miss:

-My father

2. A place that you miss:

-Home

3. An event that you miss:

-Art in the Garden at Kiwi Gardens back home

4. Day that you miss:

-May 17th

5. Piece of crap that you miss:

-My pool at home

6. A piece of crap that you threw away yesterday:

-Various recylced items, the tape off the walls from painting

7. Something that you DON'T miss:

-asshole customers when I worked

EVERYDAY CRAP:

1. Piece of crap that you step on and yell "FUCK" on the way to the shower in the morning:

-A hairball

2. Crappy state of your room:

-Laundry everwhere...I hate putting away laundry

3. Crap that you usually eat for lunch:

-Leftovers, Michelina's meal, nothing...

4. Color of your shoes:

-Mostly black but some red shoes too

5. Crap that you say a lot:

-I dunno, there ya go

6. Piece of crap that's in your CD player:

-Mix CD, KT Tunstall, Blues Traveller, Garrity

7. Color of your toothbrush:

-Pink and white

CRAP ABOUT YOU

1. Crap that you like about you:

-My eyes, my silliness when I let my guard down, my sheer iron will when I decide to use it

2. Crap that you don't like about you:

-I am my own worst enemy

3. Crap that you wish you were:

-Skinnier, more self-confident

4. Crap you do well:

-Paint walls, bead stuff

5. Crap that you do/say that you should be smacked for sometimes:

-Self-destructive behaviour, being self-absorbed

6. Color of your hair:

-black that's fading out

7. Color you want your crappy eyes to be:

-Emerald green instead of hazel-green that just looks brown to everybody.

CRAPPY TO-DO LIST:

1. Crap that you'll do today:

-Laundry

2. Crap you'll do tomorrow:

-Maybe more painting or do some beading

3. Crap you'll try to do in the next two months:

-Finish painting the house, finish the backyard

4. Crap you'll do in the summer:

-It is summer, see above.

5. Crap you'll do in the next ten years:

-Fucked if I know.

Note: Originally published June 26, 2006.