sleep plucking?
I wake up this morning and go about my usual morning routine. While I'm in the bathroom washing my hands I look in the mirror.
WTF???
I swear a third of my right eyebrow is practically gone.
Am I plucking in my sleep or something?
Now I have been known to carry on conversations while asleep. Heck, I've even folded laundry in my sleep (which is quite a feat since I don't even fold laundry while I'm awake), but now have I started plucking my eyebrows in my sleep???
Somehow I doubt it, but really, where did my eyebrow go?
This is fucked up.
I think I'm going to arbitrarily blame gnomes because they're shifty little buggers.


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