We have GOT to move!

Oh my fucking god, we have got to move!!!!

I just went out on the back deck to have a smoke and play with the dogs.

You think you'd have some privacy in your backyard, right?

Not in my case!!!!

I just had a snot-nosed pre-pubescent fucking twat of a kid who's balls haven't dropped yet stand on his deck behind our house and tell me that we should really cut our lawn.

I had a zillion snarky replies on the tip of my tongue but in the interest of not starting a neighbour war, I didn't say any of them.

Why can't people just mind their own fucking business??????

It's bad enough that the people behind us can just stand on their deck and look into my backyard but to have some little shit try to instruct me on how we should take care of our property is just too fucking much!

The kicker is, the lawn was just mowed. We just didn't whipper snip the edges around the fence yet. Excuse the fuck out of me if our property isn't as immaculately kept as his mummy and daddy keep theirs.

Fucking hell, I didn't realize we had to meet up with this little fuckhead's approval!

We've got no privacy and neighbours who are into everybody's business.

I can't take much more than this or I will be known as the cunt of the neighbourhood.

We're *so* going to move as soon as we can.