I'm eruditer than you'll ever be!

On one of the internet forum boards I'm addicted to, this guy tried to make a joke which backfired on him.

He substitued the word "bare" for the word "bear" and tried to explain that he was making a pun. Well, suffice to say, the pun just didn't work. It came off like he honestly didn't know the difference between the two words and he was told as much in the responses to his forum post.

One of his many petulant responses was to say, "I'm eruditer than you'll ever be."

I fucking love it.

I want a t-shirt with that written in elegant script right across my boobs.