Let the mocking commence

Mock me because last night I woke up suddenly due to choking on my own drool. I then proceeded to cough and hack for an hour. Of course, coughing and hacking uncontrollably makes my eyes and nose run nonstop.

Picture it:

-my red stunned and sleepy face, me hacking and coughing uncontrollably, a pile of wadded up used tissues around me, tears streaming down my face, and me constantly swallowing the sudden copius amounts of drool collecting in my mouth.

Finish the picture off with a burp because of all the swallowing.

So attractive I know. You can hardly stand it.

It's a curse, I tell ya.

*snort*